spronkle

When you take a piss while sprinkling sprinkles on your ice cream.

Guy: Wow Cindy, I totally started to spronkle when I was at the dairy queen the other day.
Girl: That makes me hot and bothered.

by Matt Hoffman July 25, 2006

Spronk

Verb.
Past tense spronked.

When you're trying to grind on someone at the middle school dance, but the school principle is watching so you have to resort to airhumping her from across the middle school gymnasium.

"I was feeling a bit hot and bothered at the dance, but I could only feel her up through a spronk because the teacher knows my dad. "

by The Thickness Sickness January 29, 2018

spronkle donkey

someone who is a stupid little bitch like your motherfucking teacher u fucking cunt

MR.C is a spronkle donkey

by maurpo February 28, 2017

splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017

Spronk

A loving insult/tame insult usually said to close friends

The answer is 6 you spronk

by Karteba August 10, 2021

Spronk

To be banged, smashed, fucked or penetrated in a homosexual way. To have homosexual relations or preform homosexual oral acts.

Can you come over and spronk me? gay homosexual banged

by Alistair Martin May 26, 2017

Sponk

Noun
When he spanks you real good and you enjoy it.

Hey last night he gave me a sponk.

by IOnlyWearBlack456 July 17, 2017