screaching cantaloupe

a person who was very high standards and is afraid to pee in public restrooms

Man, you're such a screaching cantaloupe! Now we have to go all the way home for you to pee!

by blahbleebloo02 March 14, 2009

Court-Streching

You extend your trial with a person of the opposite sex by exaggerating feelings of apprecation and/or love.

In order for Max to "get some" he told his girlfriend that he "loves her" and later that night, he was said to be "Court-Streching" Lena.

by manida May 16, 2006

Stretching it out

The act of pulling your flaccid penis to its erect length, so as to demonstrate its possible size when suffering the embarrassment of erectile dysfunction

So I got with this chick last night but I just ended up stretching it out for an hour.

by Crizzay June 23, 2015

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

screaching weasel

pounding your hairy penis into into a vagina or anus and recieving an orgasm of a high pitch

last night i pounded her so hard i got a screaching weasel

by MOTORHEAD!!! November 23, 2006

screeching tires

the sound of tires screeching the pavement is not very well known, although it is generally associated with a death sentence.

I was walking to my friend's house when I heard this car screeching tires on the street.

by bleuilly May 4, 2010

Speeching

Verb
The act of speaking a speech.

I was speeching at a funeral, but no one was listening.

by Flipity123 April 13, 2021