Spoiled Bitch

a chick that is selfish and mean to the core!

Hey... where's the $250 bucks I asked you for, I need it now! If I dont get it, no more licking my pussy!!

You spoiled bitch, I gave you $220 bucks last month and you never showed up all month /:(

by Mookie Mark August 7, 2011

spooge

n. slang word meaning semen

v. to ejaculate

n. 'He got spooge on his towel'

v. 'I love to spooge over a hot guy'

by vowelmeister November 25, 2003

Cum-Spoiler

When a guy is watching porn and just in the moment of ejaculation the video switches to a shot of the male porn actor's face, or the male porn actor pulls out to change positions without any warning such as a slow dissolve. Or any undesired shot that pops up just when you're cumming. Further examples: shots of the guy's ass hole while camera is underneith a doggy-style position, any shot where you can see the guy's ass hole or it's too close to the camera, or any shot where the female leaves the screen. They spoil your apex and make you want to start over in many cases.

You're better off watching POV if you're going to jack off, or you run the risk of catching a cum-spoiler right in the middle of your nut

by Captain Beef Strogginoff November 16, 2010

spoogey

Darren
everyone knows him as spoogey

Hey spoogey wanna get drunk?

by jannett October 23, 2007

spooley

the spooley bit of a spoon

there are two parts to a spoon, the long part you hold it by and the spooley bit

by ALVIN September 2, 2004

Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.

OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.

by Octothorpe May 3, 2005

Spooder

Cute exclamation or way of saying hello to any tiny, little, soooo not threatening, sprinting little spidery guy.

First used watching my ex play League of Legends... one of the characters jumps around screen in this jumpy little spidery manner causing me each time to excitedly squeal “spooder! spooder! spooder! spooder!”

Best announced in a quick, low voice whilst doing a little jig

*watches someone playing League of Legends when such character appears and alerts the player of the spoofers presence
“Spooder, spooder, spooder, spooder!!”

Also can be used when disturbing a spider IRL to happily say hello while he’s on his merry way

by zombitini September 20, 2020