Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011

Slotting

The act of drinking a beverage (normally alcoholic) with extreme enthusiasm, most commonly used on Friday afternoons.

Right lads it's Friday, time to slot these beers down.

Last night was a great slotting session

by sambo28 May 15, 2016

Splitting Wood

Term for a threesome involving two females and one male.

Dude, Josh was totally splitting wood in Staci and Kelli last night.

by Double Dick Danny August 25, 2011

Splitting the peach

reference to oral sex or intercourse with a woman

Hey mang, what are you doing for short change?
Answer : I thought id take the ol lady out for dinner and then for dessert i was thinking of splitting the peach

by Shakyshooter May 7, 2011

conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007