Bumping Platforms

An euphemism for goth sex.

Raven and Vlad are totally bumping platforms! :O

by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017

Multi-Platform Simp

A fail troll insult used by console fanboys to shame gamers who play on multiple gaming consoles and possibly PC.

The multi-platform simps got cucked by the great Phil Spencer because there was no mention of Halo or Xbox Game Pass going to Nintendo Switch.

by Harambe25 April 4, 2022

fizzy.splatbombs

an aspiring Splatoon tiktoker (you should follow them btw) an amazing person, a real slay queen and ye

Omg have you seen fizzy.splatbombs new video?

by jiafeiproductsbcbored (tt) April 10, 2022

fizzy.splatbombs

a well known splatoker, who posts daily and care about their followers! (also my mutual but thats besides the point)

"have you seen *insert video* yet?"
"hmm? whos video??"
"oh! fizzy.splatbombs of course!"

by kenzierul. April 17, 2022

Content Platform

A website or application where users can post content and consume content from other users.

It just that content platforms can and might be designed their algorithms to be somewhat furious...

by Fluttersxxy December 22, 2025

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016