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spare tire

In hold'em poker, a starting hand of Jack/Four. As in, "What's a Jack for?"
I had the spare tire hand in the big blind and was pleased when the flop came out A 4 4.
by Jacaranda May 13, 2008
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The Spare Tire

Similar to the Third Wheel, the spare tire is that fifth person you bring on a double date who has to sit by themselves.

This can be especially embarrasing if the spare tire has to pull up a chair to a booth for four.

Spare tires are usually your socially awkward homies or people you feel bad for.
I'm never hanging out with Billy again. He said we were just going to the movies with 'some friends' but I actually just got played into being the spare tire!
by TheJbros11 January 15, 2011
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Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.
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Spuare

God's little retard

A fucked up square, not to be confused with a rectangonal hexagon...
Man, that spuare is fucked up...
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Splarge

The amalgam of typos, errors, and syntactical cut ends collecting at the end of a composition or rough outline.
The splarge served as a manic record of softer ideas and errant keystrokes. For some reason he couldn't bring himself to delete the meaningless string.
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sparea

n. A combination of "space" and "area". Most commonly used by people in a rush or not of full cognitive ability. To be used interchangeablly with its components.
"Dude, get up out of my sparea!"
"Alright that's cool. Just make sure it stays clear of Leon's sparea."
by Docc October 24, 2006
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Spare Tire

Playing off the expression third wheel, fifth wheel, etc. A spare tire is a person (male or female) that you bring with you on a date. If the date falls through or you're not having fun, you rely on the spare tire to get you through the night.
Ya she was a total bitch. Good thing I brought Gabe along as my spare tire.
by Dick Breaker April 23, 2010
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