sheezed

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

by mnssumtin November 16, 2013

Sneeze Herpes

Pet name of the newest virus on the scene, circa 2019, COVID-19 - Aka. Novel Coronavirus, or “SARS2.” Sneeze Herpes is a lot more fun to say and a lot more relatable. The term originated in a small city in Colorado named after Long’s Peak.

I didn’t catch Sneeze Herpes in 2020!

by pickles24 March 18, 2020

speczem

A sexy ass mf who posts tic toks and is snazzy person and likes monke

Speczem is my favorite person

by Speczem September 6, 2021

portafilter sneeze

When making a shot of espresso, one tries to remove the portafilter while pressure is still being applied to the coffee. The resulting expulsion of pressure causes hot water, coffee, and coffee grounds to shoot out in multiple directions. Mimicking a sneeze.

I got blasted by a portafilter sneeze today at work.

by macchina January 17, 2008

Italian Sneeze

An ejaculation.

She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.

by italiansneeze April 19, 2016

PP Sneeze

When a guy cums so fast, the girl thinks his penis might be allergic to Pussy. His penis has an adverse yet pleasureful reaction to her front hole. Unwanted immediate ejaculation.

She stuck my penis in. It felt so good I PP Sneezed as soon as it hit the hole. She handed me a Kleenex and said god bless you. She also never answers my texts now.

by Bear The Ripper October 15, 2018

Big Sneeze LMAO

An exclamation after a humorous occurance, like a joke you just told.

"so I sat on it and it wasn't there when I stood up. Big Sneeze LMAO"

by REEF BOX Nation November 29, 2018