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speeding

To take the drug 'speed'
"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"
by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008
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Spelling Bee

Spelling competition for grades four through eight.
I almost one my school's spelling be twice, but fell short both times.
by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005
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Speeding Balls

When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.
"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"

"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"
by Addy McGee May 19, 2010
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spelling nazi

1)A person who is usually educated but can't stand spelling errors. Especially common ones
2) Someone who doesn't get the joke from the BustedTees.com shirt saying "Your retarded"
1) My English teacher isn't a spelling nazi. She spelled "English" wrong.

2) Melissa Peach: *reads shirt* Your retarded what?
Me: You don't get it?
Melissa Peach: That's not right.
Me: *shakes head and murmurs* You're retarded.
by Encycl07pedia October 4, 2006
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American Spelling

Initiated by Noah Webster in the early 19th century, American Spelling is perhaps the most successful effort ever to make the English language more phonetically written, thus decreasing its unnecessary difficulties for people trying to learn it as a foreign language.
Come on, do people in England really pronounce "centre" as "sen-tray"?
by Zalis August 3, 2004
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Spelling Bee-otch

1. Someone who spells their name when they don’t need to, especially if they start using words. The words chosen are usually random or far more interesting than the person.

2. Someone who has a fucked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.
"My name is Pam Jones....That’s P-A-M....J-O-N-E-S." Said the spelling bee-otch

“My name is Joe Smith...J as in Jammin’, O as in Octopus, E as in Enlightenment....S as in Socialism, M as in Macho, I as in Illicit, T as in Tangerine, and H as in Heavenly”
“Sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.”

“My name is Jaxq Villaxiquocal.”
“Can you spell that please, Sir.”
“No, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.”
“Well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch I’m afraid that I just can’t help you today, sir.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Speeding in a School Zone

A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."

Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"

Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
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