speckle

special
(whoever says this has gotta be rather secure with themselves...)

I feel speckle today

by Morbid Knight September 24, 2005

Specious

1a. In fact correct, but has achieved that truth without proper substance or reasoning.
1b. Is in substance truthful, but that truth is fallacious due to the fact that the finding of the truth was drawn from a facetiously precarious idea.
2. Deceptive, but fatally attractive.
3. No longer useful: Obsolete, but attractive.

Dr Jon: "The Black widow is specious. It is of the most exquisite & enticing spiders that exists; though deathly poison, fit for a king, it does contain."

by J.T.C. January 5, 2009

specking

A psychotic action often done after one runs out of crack or rock. The user's mind is so fucked that he/she thinks that they must have dropped or hidden a piece of rock or crack so they proceed to bend over or get on their knees looking all over the ground or carpet to find this imaginary - but very real in their mind - piece they "dropped."

Ken: "I don't have anymore, and my boy is not answering his cell!"
Dick: "Is that it, I have $5 bucks and my Nikes if you can get another piece."
Ken: "He doesn't want shoes that are ripped to shit and $5 won't get you a slice of fucking soap knob!"
Ken - looking all over the living room, under the couch, in the closet picking up every piece of lint and bread crumb on the floor - "Fuck, I know I had another piece!"
Dick: "Quit specking guy, you're fucking me up...just go to bed!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

Speckling

An elite fetish for those with great sphincter control whereby moist flatus is passed onto the face of the other participant resulting in a "speckled" effect.

She knelt there, hands tied to her feet waiting. He bends over in front of her and spreads his cheeks, forcing the fetid air out onto her awaiting face, the speckling had begun.

by getting_kinkafied April 3, 2009

Spacko

A language spoken by a certain group of people in a part of the UK.

The language combines phrases from French, English, Old English and ocasionally German, as well as crosses of languaes and "made up" words and noises.

It is called spacko presumably because the creators viewed it as a language that others may see as being spoken by people with low intelegence.

Many verbs

Dude #1: Dude, je suis bored
Dude #2: Howabout we do an Ein Circulette and listen to mine Muh Puh trois player?
Dude #1: FINE!
Dude #2: (Pathetic noise)
Dude #1: Lets play doo go to Bournemouth
Dude #2: Whyingest?
Dude #1: Parceque I feel like it
Dude #2: Noingest
Dude #1: FINE!

by Neon December 12, 2004

spickoach

(n) an ugly cross between a spider, cricket, and roach; first sighted in farzana`s house, made her scream like bloody hell; now at large in Deptford.

Damn was that a spickoach? Kill it the spikoach.

by ELJ0E December 28, 2005