by ta May 7, 2004
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A Dick-Spatula is someone who wallows in there life's misfortunes and stupid choices and uses them as justification for being a self-righteous asshole. They usually glow a gnarly "woah is me" vibe and are terribly selfish and condescending by nature.
Joel: "I was trying to make guitar music with Zach again tonight."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
GF: "How'd that go?"
Joel: "Once again he just got drunk to forget about his problems and just played whatever he wanted on guitar, loud and obnoxious, tempo-less, overdriven crap, never listening to me or the other guitar player once."
GF: "Hasn't he been doing that for years?"
Joel: "Yes, yes he has...I'm beginning to think he's a real Dick-Spatula."
by Dasturd August 29, 2012
Get the Dick-Spatula mug.When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.
Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .
by Nopenopenope November 7, 2013
Get the Spatula mug.It was up when i said my mate bentley uses a spatchula(cooking untensil)to please a girl.
Spatchulate is to insert a Spatchula into a woman anal hole
Spatchulate is to insert a Spatchula into a woman anal hole
by Shepo August 4, 2004
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by Lor Lor July 28, 2008
Get the spatulating mug.1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
by casey January 2, 2005
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