When you blindfold a girl and you're almost about to come, get a pillow and pull up the blindfold. Whenever you're done with this, come in her eyes pull the blindfold back down quickly. Now wave the pillow side to side and look how she is jumping like a bull.
by DutchAsianFocker August 10, 2017
by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018
by korgwm October 17, 2007
When a girl queefs under the covers and shoves her friend/partner's head under and makes them smell it.
"Dude, she just let one rip and shoved my head under the blankets! It was nasty!"
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."
"She gave you a dutch oven?"
"No, it came out the front!"
"GROSS A SPANISH FIREPLACE."
by goatrul3z March 13, 2010
by georginia January 27, 2009
When a female and a male are having sexual intercourse and the male realizes that the female had forgot to wipe after taking a crap.
Guys, i was pounding Dana last night and when I bent her over the bed to finish her off right i noticed she had a nasty Spanish Mudflap.
by Cashville King April 30, 2009
Masturbation of the male by using the females pendulous breasts to bring him to climax. Also known as 'tit wank'. For added effect soap up the breasts and get her to push them together. Baby oil also useful.
by The Strut September 29, 2004