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Golden Sombrero

A cannabis/alcohol term that denotes the event when someone successfully performs four strikeouts in two hours or less.
Colin: Oh man, how many strikeouts has Pat done tonight?
Ray: Three!
Colin: One more and he has the Golden Sombrero!
Pat: Whoa guys, I'm getting kinda fucked up.
by Club Murmur March 6, 2010
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rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...
by adorkable_ness July 29, 2005
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Sombrero

A generously sized penis generally possessed by an extremely dirty Mexican. a sombrero is basically impossible for the female population to resist.
Holy Shit! check out that Sombrero
by vivalamexico March 11, 2010
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Italian Sombrero

The poop ring left on your head after putting your head in the ass of a Italian.
I got a Italian Sombrero from your mom last night
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
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Dublin sombrero

Quite possibly the worst beverage in the world. Drink about an inch from the top of a pint of Guinness, then tip a shot of Tequila into the pint. Down it in one.
I was nearly sick after having a Dublin sombrero.
by uBuToaster January 23, 2009
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Mexican Sombrero

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009
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Sombrero

Hat worn by el bandito to keep the sun out of his eyes, allowing him to see all of his toddy bounces
19 bloody shots, must have left your sombrero in the car
by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018
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