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by what is fabric softener March 9, 2017

Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.

"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

by dueyfinster May 16, 2012

I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 7, 2008

I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 9, 2008

Sorting Hat

A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.

Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.

by Bantergroup December 12, 2012

sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008

Fabric Softner

When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.

One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.

by Shooperman November 14, 2006