A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.
Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 21, 2011
Get the Sofa Captain mug.Torture for the quiet kids. Forces them to speak to get a good grade. Usually run by the big nerds that keep on talking all the time and other kids "agreeing" to everything they say.
Girl 1: "Hey did you hear that we will have a Socratic Seminar next week?"
Quiet kid: "Really? I don't know shit?" *Opens backpack*
Quiet kid: "Really? I don't know shit?" *Opens backpack*
by digbickkid November 22, 2019
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/ ˈsōfəwút /
<noun>
－is an upholstered bench with soft Kanawut cushions, two Yai Bii gentle arms and ample space for a huge, heavy and bulky P'Boo. It is a polished and design driven piece to suit and comfort Khun Suppasit, day in and day out. 😌
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/ ˈsōfəwút /
<noun>
－is an upholstered bench with soft Kanawut cushions, two Yai Bii gentle arms and ample space for a huge, heavy and bulky P'Boo. It is a polished and design driven piece to suit and comfort Khun Suppasit, day in and day out. 😌
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Khun Mew Suppasit only sits on his sofawut as it is the most comfortable place to sit on in the whole wide world.
by __heyitsANN__ February 23, 2020
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Don't mess with her or she will beat you up really hard.
Don't mess with her or she will beat you up really hard.
by R0NY4 August 12, 2018
Get the Noa Sofia mug.An amazing young girl. When she is new to u she acts very shy. Within 2-3 months they get very loud and you’ll think you knew her for your whole life. Sofia’s are very loyal & rare. If they come around, be sure to keep her. You’ve secured yourself an amazing one😉
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Get the Sofia mug.The most amazing person ever, when u give her a chance... she is judged bye people from the way she looks and acts. She usually acts loud and crazy, but really doesnt give a shit what people think, she comes from a complicated family, and get guys all the time. When u get to know her and become very close with her she can be the best person u will ever meet, she sometimes cant control herself, but she really trys to be able too. It takes her awhile to care a lot about someone and u have to become extremely close to her in order for her to care about u. She loves to read, and is very smart and always has to correct peoples spelling, people usually use her for her smarts. She only has one person she truely really loves. Shes extremely funny, and always has something to say, or tell people. Shes pretty inside and out.
girl 1: omg whos that!?
girl 2: oh thats sofia, shes amazing once people give her a chance
girl 1: I heard that she...
girl 2 : oh thats not true people make up bull shit about her, they are just jealous because her life never has a dull moment and theirs does, so they have nothing better to do then gossip about her...
girl 2: oh thats sofia, shes amazing once people give her a chance
girl 1: I heard that she...
girl 2 : oh thats not true people make up bull shit about her, they are just jealous because her life never has a dull moment and theirs does, so they have nothing better to do then gossip about her...
by -??????? hehe December 9, 2011
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Sofia is my friend.
by herro.its.moi January 21, 2018
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