sobeering

verb: the act of trying to sober up by switching to beer from hard liquor.

He had been drinking vodka all day so he started sobeering by drinking Budweiser instead.

by Mikey Genthe July 20, 2016

Sober Shepherd

A person that chooses to not get drunk in order to walk his drunk friends home from a party and/or the club.

Terry: Man I'm fucked up, dude, do you know how to get home?
Jim: No, but don't worry dude Tom is our sober shepherd. He'll lead us home.

by General Mothafucka October 15, 2012

soberbeast

A sexy SocialNeko user who would bang you any time.

so i met this guy soberbeast in sn he so hot i want to touch his tralala

by wowso cool July 29, 2014

sober as a duck

how the cool kids say they haven't had any alcohol

friend: how drunk are you?

me: what do you mean? i'm sober as a duck

by millzzzzz March 27, 2022

knob sobbed

to get your knob sobbed is to be the recipient of fellatio

Q:where were you bro ?
A:i was gettin' my knob sobbed by some chickenhead

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Weekday Sober Ass

1. Hooking up with someone sober on a weekday (rather than weekend).
2. Criteria that automatically qualifies someone as a girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tony: That girl from the gym came over to my place last night to watch a movie, and we hooked up.
Jack: On a Tuesday? I didn't know she was your girlfriend.
Tony: No way, dude! She's not my girlfriend.
Jack: You got weekday sober ass. That's a girlfriend.

by groybiv December 9, 2009

Out-Sober

To out perform someone who is more drunk than you, in a contest they would have won if you were on equal levels of drunkenness.

I got out-sobered in ping-pong. If I hadn't had that triple shot of Jack, that bitch would have gone home in a body bag.

by Ara-Takashi February 27, 2011