Snowy Plover

Noun - When you think you see a golden ostrich from a far but on closer inspection the guy is not hot.

no man that's a total snowy plover

by piplpower November 06, 2010

Snowy Churro

When a man is having vaginal sex and pulls out promptly to allow his partner to shake her dandruff onto his swollen member. The dandruff will stick from the vaginal juices. The woman then proceeds to suck him off.

That bitch swallowed my cock after she gave me a snowy churro.

by DP5280 August 14, 2022

snowy glowy

Snowy glowy is a another word for piss in the snow. Yellow snow.

"Hey! Don't step there, its snowy glowy!

by blizztifri November 07, 2017

snowy noggin - no toboggan

euphemism for a man of advanced years who suffers from erectile dysfunction

Scientists should tell closed-minded, right-wingers that genetic research will produce a cure for snowy noggin - no toboggan.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 13, 2013

Snowy pinecone

When you shit during sex and cum on it and then insert it in your partner's ass

I gave her a snowy pinecone cause she never been on a hike like this

by Black 1932 January 15, 2017

Snowy Forest

When you fuck a person doggy style and you cum on their back hair

Man I gave my date such a snowy forest she's gonna take a month to get it all off

by Julesicus June 05, 2011

snowy morning blues

When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.

Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?

Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.

Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.

by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 06, 2010