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pneumatic sniff

When you fart in your office chair, then lower the chair to be able to sniff the fart faster
I ripped this epic bomb in my office, which was definitely worthy of a pneumatic sniff, so I lowered my chair to inhale my bean cloud closer to the source.
by Pandastic July 8, 2016
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scratch and sniff

A technique used when pulling a member of the opposite sex before u give head or cunnilingus to find out about their personal hygiene.
'I had a scratch and sniff of her b4 i went down on her'
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safety sniff

Fingering a girl quickly, then smelling your finger to verify if it is safe to go down on her or run for the hills.
Thank God I did a safety sniff, I pulled it out, drug it across my nose and puked right in the bitches face. Had my face been any closer to her diseased hell hole I probably would have drowned on my own puke, what a whore-hound.
by Matthew Brueggen March 25, 2006
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DIP AND SNIFF

To put your hand/finger down a girls panties to get the smell of her vagina...
Good thing I did the dip and sniff move because that bitch was fishy ...
by Collin THE WEASEL May 2, 2006
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crafty sniff

when during fore play, run your fingers over the minge then casually brush them under your nose. Then you know if it's worth having sushi
pete ran his hand up janes leg and dipped his fingers in her pond... He didn't fancy a swim after the upwards breeze and the crafty sniff
by smellypoostick December 7, 2010
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Loomis Sniff

The act of sniffing bodily fluid stains left on one's couch, bed sheets, etc. following a night of drunken fornication or intercourse. The sniffer, often a male, believes the stain originates from alcohol, but much to his dismay, the result is usually female urine. The term is coined after a Midwest party-pimp made it his duty to aggressively sniff all secretions left on his bed following any night with a lady.
Spencer and Meghan drunkenly hooked up. The following morning, Spencer believed a stain on his bed was from his Tequila bottle, and regrettably, he proceeded to Loomis Sniff the stain.
by Samuel Win2 Dallin December 9, 2008
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drive by sniff

casually itching your poopy crack then sniffing your fingers.
man, my ass is itching. I better do a drive by sniff. ooooh! THAT REEKS NICE!
by cmoore April 18, 2004
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