Italian Sneeze

An ejaculation.

She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.

by italiansneeze April 19, 2016

portafilter sneeze

When making a shot of espresso, one tries to remove the portafilter while pressure is still being applied to the coffee. The resulting expulsion of pressure causes hot water, coffee, and coffee grounds to shoot out in multiple directions. Mimicking a sneeze.

I got blasted by a portafilter sneeze today at work.

by macchina January 17, 2008

sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.

"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."

by CrazyBacon88 January 13, 2017

sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).

I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!

by Ceiniog August 24, 2011

Farmer's Sneeze

The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.

Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer's sneeze.

by Ian B. Hall March 19, 2008

Sneeze Reaction

The time between a sneeze and the first person to say "bless you". There is usually one person in the crowd with a fast sneeze reaction time that starts off the "bless you" chain reaction where multiple people in the room all say bless the person for sneezing... for some reason.

Dave: "Ahh Chooo"
Matt: Bless you
4 more people: bless you
Dave: Damn Matt that was like a half second sneeze reaction, did you see it coming?
Matt: Nah, I'm just good.

by Mon-Star April 20, 2010

Ohio Sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in an anal cavity, usually while rimming someone.

'Last night I gave that dude an Ohio sneeze!''

by Green Giant22 March 7, 2012