Shooting roses

False compliments paid to a girl (or guy) in order to woo them.

Guy:"You've got to be a parking ticket because you've got the word FINE written all over you."

Girl: "Aww, you're just shooting roses."

Proceed to coitus.

by Cognizes October 4, 2008

Shooting Dice

when your cooking crack w da gang, while your waiting for it to cook you play monopoly and other party games

My demon time ain't nothing nice
I try not to wear nothing twice
I came up off of shooting dice

by -Shahh_skrr September 1, 2021

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now.

by Isnotfiveweenies August 1, 2021

shooting the moon

A task or feat that is difficult to the point of near impossibility.

Passing a driving test without lessons is like shooting the moon.

by Tom Wells April 4, 2008

Will smithing

"will smithing" aka "pulling a will smith" is the act of over reacting to something after seeing that your wife is unhappy about it (even if at first you didn't seemed to care), sometimes even resorting to physical violence, shouting and being overall meme worthy.

a: "bro did you saw the oscars last night? Jada Pinkett's cuck husband pulled a will smith on Chris Rock"
b: "dammm really? Will Smith be will smithing"

by Daniel Falso March 28, 2022

Choo Choo real smoothin

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019

Smoothie Bowl

step 1:
put some shit in a blender

step 2:
pour it in a bowl

step 3:
be pretentious

How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl

by gay of thrones August 28, 2020