spokesperson

The slang term to refer your parents talking to the doctor on the behalf of you back when you were too young to even be able to talk

I can’t believe my parents were my spokespersons back then; I barely knew how to speak, but they were already charming the socks off the doctor during my check-ups!

by Emotional Cruiser December 10, 2025

Flaming Smokestack

The act of a man smoking and holding the smoke in then performing oral sex on another man and blowing the smoke out his nose during the act.

Todd took a massive hit from a bong and then gave mike and corey a flaming smokestack.

by The Wonder Twins & Dick October 27, 2011

toledo smokestack

A sexual position wherein the lady perches upon the man's shoulders and smokes a mentholated cigarette. No sexual intercourse is involved, but the woman must be a prostitute.

"I walked in on Pop Can Johnny doing a Toledo smokestack with the landlady. It smelled like Cleveland in there!"

by The Poper May 13, 2014

lanky-smokestack cocksplitter

a lanky absolute fuck-up. a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter is someone who is tall but skinny and fucks up all the time.

"oh my god, josh is such a lanky-smokestack cocksplitter."

"haha i know right, he is so goofy."

by Randers bobanders June 14, 2018

Dutch Smokestack

Sucking your own dick while smelling your own farts.

I gave myself a Dutch Smokestack last night, it was glorious

by IKilledALotOfJapsInWorldWarTwo June 13, 2021

Oklahoma Smokestack

When you rip a fat blinker via your urethra.

My buddy Polar ripped a fat Oklahoma Smokestack, and I saw smoke blowing out his dong!

by the evil man 21 February 7, 2026