The Smithester

The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!

Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!

by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010

toddy smith

hunk

just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny

by sierrallen June 19, 2017

The Smiths

One of the best things to have come out of Thatcher's Britian.

"what difference does it make".

by Brian March 25, 2004

Lamar Smith

The fucker behind SOPA!

That Lamar Smith dude is trying to fuck the internet in the ass!

by TNBAM February 5, 2012

Robert Smith

Robert James Smith (born April 21, 1959) Founding member and lead singer of The Cure.

Robert Smith Sings In the band The Cure.

by SimonFatty August 8, 2005

poop smith

A character on HomeStarRunner.Com who doesn't say anything, he just shovels poo all day.

The Poop Smith really isn't a bad guy, he just has a crappy job.
-Home Star Runner

by Carlito October 18, 2004

Derrick Smith

A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.

Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.

Derrick Smith -"All of the potato shops or shop of a potato nature"

by $portez April 20, 2013