Man Scotch 

Man Scotch: The action of aimlessly jumping from man to man, or relationship to relationship to fill a void in a female's heart or legs.

Guy A: Man, Lisa is really letting loose since her break up... That is the 3rd dude she banged this week...
Guy B: Yeah she is stuck in a perpetual game of Man Scotch...

Man Scotch by Failsh3d December 23, 2011

Pedo Sloth 

That sloth that taps on your window while your sleeping

I hate it when that pedo sloth taps on my window while I'm sleeping

Pedo Sloth by That random guy you know June 9, 2013

Pork Scotch Pants

Disgusting tartan boxer shorts worn by boring old men and fat security guards. Usually unwashed and covered with shit stains.

Sweet Jesus what's that fat git wearing?

They're Pork Scotch pants. Vile aren't they?

Pork Scotch Pants by Flappy Dickwad May 5, 2009

Pork Scotch pizza 

The world's finest pizza topping. The pizza of choice of fat security guards it consists of a Marguerita pizza topped with pork and gravy.

Why is that security guard so fucking fat?

You'd be fat if you ate 3 Pork Scotch pizzas every day.

Pork Scotch pizza by Lumpbag May 4, 2009

Pork Scotch friends 

Imaginary friends. People who simply don't exist. A bit like Facebook friends. Named for the fact that Pork Scotch has no friends at all because he is such a complete twat.

Monk: So who's coming to this barbecue then? Pork Scotch's friends?

Dad: You're talking stupid. Pork Scotch doesn't have any friends. He has Pork Scotch friends.

Pork Scotch friends by Lumpbag August 15, 2009

Slorch 

Primary: The Senior Leisure Porch

A place where seniors in high school can go to hang out or eat.
Alternative: Senior Learning Porch
Used when teachers are around, a place for seniors in high school to go and study or do homework.

Let’s go hang out on the slorch!
Yes teacher, we would like to go to the slorch to study.

Slorch by Seniorz September 26, 2019

Scotch Watch 

the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch

Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway

Scotch Watch by Ya Boy Trax June 16, 2010