Slappy Alaskan 

A sexual act involving at least one person with a penis in which the performer engages the penis in an act of oral sex until the penis is sufficiently erect. At which point a full mug of freshly brewed hot chocolate is poured upon the erect penis after being promptly removed from the performer's mouth. This is then followed by excessive striking upon the erect penis in an aggressive slapping motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro, how'd your date go?
Guy 2: It was wild dude, we went back to her place and she gave me a slappy alaskan!
Guy 1: Awesome bro! How'd it feel?
Guy 2: Fucking terrible dude! I have third degree burns and bruises all over my dick and balls!
Guy 1: That's bogus dude, totally un-radical.

Slappy Alaskan by Fapples December 6, 2022

Slappy Meat Smear 

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.

Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.

Slappy Meat Smear by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009

slappy-wag 

a nonesense insult

Hey there you slappy-wag

slappy-wag by Anonymous August 30, 2003

slappy happy 

The new way of saying "high five". It serves as a way to say, "hey yo" to friends, but includes rules. The rules: 1) When left hangin it is a "fumble", so anyone can steal it (after the person left hangin screams, "FUMBLE!"). 2) If you feel like being an asshole, or just feel like bringin some big defense into it, you can get an "interception" by basically putting your hand in the middle of some slappy happy that is goin on and stealing the slap from someone. The best defense is a combo move that takes electric hand speed; it could called both the “double interception” or “interception-fumble” because you hit both hands that are going for some slappy happy in less than 2 seconds. Slappy happy is extremely popular in high schools and colleges in both urban and suburban areas. Slappy happy is sweeping the world, and has been used on televsion in a Dunkin Donuts commercial. Slappy happy was birthed by Nick B. in Wilmington, Massachusetts during his sophomore year @ Wilmington High (Class of '07).

Nick: Hey son, gimme some slappy happy.
*Nick proceeds to collide hands with a friend, which almost always makes a painfully loud slap sound*
Friend: Ok yo, I'll see you around later.

slappy happy by B-RAM May 1, 2006

Slappy Hump 

Delicious chocolate treat made with chocolate fudge, chocolate pudding, and chocolate cake--layered and baked to perfection. Its the new cake craze thats sweeping the south eastern united states.

Man that Slappy Hump be so good, I best get my hands on some wit dat 2% milk...uh...wait, this isnt 2% its 1%...ugh. Bitch, i thought i told ya to buy da 2%.

Slappy Hump by Hugh Jorjy November 11, 2006

slappy slappy 

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt

Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY

slappy slappy by Jeremy February 24, 2004

Slappy-cakes 

When one man stands over another person while that person playfully swats at the man's genitals.

My roommate was wearing short shorts while getting down from the top bunk so I decided to play slappy-cakes with him.

Slappy-cakes by Mojuwon November 3, 2012