samample

The ample samples offered at Sam's Club to entice you to purchase yet more stuff.

"I don't need to feed you twelve kids any lunch because we're doing a Sam's run at lunchtime and you knuckleheads can eat Samamples."

by Susie Leahy January 19, 2008

shmamied

Drunk beyond all other forms of description

Last night I was shmamied

by jk537 December 27, 2007

Shmammy

A nickname person who is completely or frequently shmammered.

"Hey shmammy how many beers have you had tonight!?"...."Uhhh...eleventeen i think (in drunken slur)"

by Nealbird May 10, 2010

siamese spliff

A siamese spliff involves the the simultaneous handling of both a traditional cannabis joint or spliff and an ordinary cigarette.
In no particular order the user will inhale from one and then the other.

Kelly suggested to Weston that they fire up a siamese spliff. He gleefully agreed. She finished rolling a joint as Weston tossed her a cigarette. They took turns taking deep drags untill the siamese spliff was no more.

by westonshow August 22, 2011

siamese insurance

Where two parties to a criminal act keep evidence against the other ensuring both mouths stay shut. Because of their actions they are joined like Siamese twins.

For instance, a politician who takes a bribe keeps evidence, Siamese insurance, against the person who bribed him.

by SteveDScot October 9, 2013

Siam Xaffery

Siam Xaffery means a Warrior who fights all alone. A perfect gentleman. A God given intelligence, so that he can manage everything within a short time. Never compromise with unethical action.

In Arab siam means fasting and fasting keep us away from Haram.

My Name is Siam Xaffery.
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by Xaffery June 18, 2020

Siamese Cat

A cat with short hair and colour points along with blue eyes. It also has beige fur.

The siamese cat looks majestic

by MEEZERMEOWBOI January 17, 2021