fabulous_shiny_boy

The Wild Creature of the IMochiPaws twitch chat. Uses money as its main source of defence and tool for catching prey. It has so much Money, it doesn't have to be worried about how much is used.

The Wild fabulous_shiny_boy stalks its prey, slowing reading off the numbers on its card, prepared to strike

by gum-fiend May 31, 2023

Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!

"The human race can bite my shiny metal ass!"
―Bender

by [e-mail] March 3, 2017

shiny

Anything good.

"What is that book like?"
"Shiny"
"How about lunch?"
"Shiny"

by Two Morons in Oriliia June 18, 2003

Shiny Object Tendency

The tendency to lose focus on the subject/objective due to a "shiny object" (aka distraction) caused by focusing too much attention on something indirectly related to that subject/objective. It could be an uknown word, a confusing analogy, a new cliche phrase you've never heard before (aka "corporate talk"), etc.

While sitting in a business meeting listening intently and taking notes on the subjectmatter at hand, a word is mentioned during the discussion that you don't know the meaning of, and automatically you start focusing on that word trying to figure it out while the discussion continues. Eventually you realize you got distracted, but a shitload of information has already been discussed. Although you're able to recall the topic, all the details have zoomed by and all you can do is hope that no one asks for your opinion regarding those details that you missed. Any attempts to restart your notetaking or get back up to speed are futile since whatever notes you take now are unable to be connected with where you left off due to that "shiny object."

by anghang January 26, 2005

Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass

The common phrase of the bending unit, named Bender, from the T.V show, Futurama. The catch phrase can also be seen as, "Bite my shiny, metal ass!"

Drunk Idiot: "Hey, little girl. Want some weed?"
Savage Smart-Ass Girl: "Kiss my shiny metal ass!" *Kicks drunk man in the shin and runs off*
Bystander: "Like the girl said, fuck you!" *Kicks drunk man in the crotch*

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017

shiny

This is used to describe something that's very cool

(After seeing Spiderman 2) "That movie was shiny!"

by Half-mad Bastard August 7, 2004

Shiny new penis

A term refering to your new boyfriend and/or fuckbuddy. Does not refer to the female having male genitals.

Alison, I see you have a shiny new penis!

by Alison Bond November 1, 2005