shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

scrobing

When an animal such as a cat or dog licks it's genitalia.

Jonny, "Gus stop scrobing Digory."

by birdybirdbird June 10, 2009

Shmobtacular

ADJ. An act or decribing word. Used in an epic moment of dopeness or just out of pure amazingness.

Ayy, that kill was almost SHMOBTACULAR, but you died.

by MUTHAPHUKKINJIMBO August 31, 2010

Shmob train

When an early driver, maybe 16 or 17, drives fast on a set track and listens to nostalgic music.

Hey man let's go on a Shmob train!
Aight man we should listen to Hercules.

Sounds good let's do it.

by FG23 November 8, 2010

Shlobberknocker

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.

Let's get shlobberknockered up

by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011

scrobows

Rough wrinkly elbows that look like a scrotum.

I was kind of into her until I noticed she had scrobows!

by J.Andrews May 16, 2012

shlobbernog

Extreme drunkeness.

Jacobi had one too many shots and beers, and uh oh, he got shlobbernogged.

by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016