/SHred.diNG/ /fās/
shred·ding-face
verb.
A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
shred·ding-face
verb.
A term that originated in northern Saskatchewan it indicates you were snowboarding so awesomely and at such a dominating caliber compared to everyone else on the mountain that you physically shredded the skin, eyes, and ultimately face, off of anyone and everyone who was pathetically attempting to keep up with you. The term is used as both an insult when you’ve showed someone how it’s done (ex. Just shredded your face off chump!) and as a taunt when the day of shred has either just started or you’re loading up your gear on the way to the hill. (Better enjoy the view while you still can boys because I'm about to shred your faces off!)
"I was shredding face all day, these chumps didn't have a chance on the slopes"
"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"
"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"
"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
"Well boys enjoy your faces while you still have em because I'm gonna be shredding face all day!"
"Hey Ian what happened to your face... looks like it got shredded off!"
"Nate was really shredding face today" "Yeah no kidding, when you're riding with chumps named Jaz how can you not!"
by TheGrizzlyDen December 9, 2013

by LonePooper February 6, 2018

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.
I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

by Hehe I cheated May 5, 2021

by Lets shredd May 31, 2009

Webcomic lauded as the worst ever, and one of the most misogynistic ones to boot. This comic teaches that date rape and abortion are funny, feminists are orcs ("The Feminist Horde") and being smart will never get you laid.
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
Not to mention it is also a complete ripoff of Penny Arcade in regards to art style
This site explains everything
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html
I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
http://badwebcomics.blogspot.com/2007/09/shredded-moose.html
I think the creators of shredded moose have actually never had a girlfriend before.
by Supreme_Bananas August 13, 2008

Scott: Yo dude did you see how gnarly things got after Roach hit those nose beers?
Kyle: Yeah Roach definitely shreds bag.
Kyle: Yeah Roach definitely shreds bag.
by NO.J. Simpson December 7, 2020
