Shortstop

In collaboration with the 3rd, 2nd, and 1st base, and Homerun terms for interaction with a partner. Shortstop is the area inbetween right before 2nd base, that includes (but is not limited to):

-Intense making out (including tounge)
-Hands on the ass, or up the others shirt, but not touching any thing (on purpose)
-hands running through hair
-rolling around on the floor
-making a scene in public

It is best NOT to do this public, unless its lonely there.

"Ya dude, she says that only her moms gonna be home, so we gotta stay on shortstop."

by Jar-Man September 28, 2008

Shortstop

The optional step between second and third base involving serious videochatting.

Chet: Dude, I heard you got to shortstop with Veronica.
Bret: Yeah we videochatted allllllll night.

by ScrubClub5 August 11, 2010

shirtlifter

Anagram of "shit trifler"

What,pray, is a shirtlifter if not a shit trifler by any other name?

by sad lad January 13, 2008

the shortest word

the shortest word is short

What word get shorter when you put 2 letters on the end? Short. The shortest word

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020

shitlist

The coolest community on greatestjournal.com.

I just shitlisted somebody. I am so cool.

by TheKat January 4, 2005

shirtlifter

A big gay bear. A man who lifts up other mens' shirts, in order to gain a view of their exposed chests, from which he will glean homoerotic pleasure. He may store this image in a "mental wank bank" to assist him in masturbation at a later date.

"I'm a shirtlifter.I lifted up Phil's shirt. He has a gorgeous hairy chest. Ummmm."

"Hey lads, this isn't really my idea of skiing. I think I'm going to take off my skis and walk down."

by Louis25 January 15, 2006

shartist

One who creates fabulous works of art by painting with liquified poo or shart. This shartist spans all genres, from classical portraits to Pollock-style modern splatter technique.

That Grandy is a damn fine shartist. He is the Jackson Pollock of shartists.

by tarheelchick October 7, 2011