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Shortbreadification

The process or act of condensing Scottish culture and history into that which fits neatly onto the front of a shortbread tin.

Using bagpipes, kilts, Scottie Dogs and other novelty aspects of perceived Scottish culture as the basis of your concept of the country and its current societal views.
"The shortbreadification of our people must end, we must rise up and present ourselves as more than just the bagpipe welding, tartan mad cunts that the world so dearly wants us to remain"
by Pedigreemum September 16, 2020
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Out shortted

Verb, for men: To show up to an event wearing shorts when your friend has decided not to wear shorts.

A show of masculinity to wear shorts in all climate weather.
"Damn, you out shortted me. My wife saw the snow and wouldn't let me wear shorts to the game today."
by Gachunt July 25, 2012
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shithead

derived from a time when faeces used to be thrown out of windows onto the streets from chamber pots. people who were hit were usually called this name in humourous jest.
Man walks under the faeces falling from a chamber pot above his head and recieves a face full of human excrament.
by Eomer's Gal November 3, 2003
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Shithead

Pronounced "shee-theed" and easy way to talk someone a shit head without getting into trouble
Teacher : " mally don't talk back"
Mally :"i'm not shithead"
Teacher:"what?"
Mally:"nothing"
by Princess ShyShy April 4, 2017
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rolled shithead

Someone who is willing to argue over miniscule amounts of payment while in a drunken stupor

;downbeat person insecure with his own masculinity

; pompous asshat
My man thought he had a point, but he was just a rolled shithead!
by Richard drawsman January 30, 2016
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AOL shorthand

A series of shortened down words. Includes:

- LOL
- u
- 2
- g2g/gtg
- bcuz

and such.

Often looked down upon as it doesn't look very smart.
"Cut the AOL shorthand, dumbass."
"wuts aol shorthand? also im not a dumbass u are"
by dj_gs68 December 7, 2003
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