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shopaholic

1. Alcoholics who shop excessively and obsessively for alcohol.

2. Shop -a-h"olic" A break-off sect of the Catholic church of whose members shop around for churches holding services. They hold up any service by demanding that the transubstantiation ceremony be repeated over and over until a) ceremonial wine runs out, or b) they, the visiting Shopaholics, pass out.
1. I tried to pick up some liquor at store but some agressive shopaholics had bought out the entire store.

2. As a practicing Shopaholic we end our multi-communions with "Cheers!" rather than "Amen", at least those of us who are still standing do.
by Sinned383 November 27, 2009
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reverse shopvac

Where you are receiving oral sex and vomiting at the same time.
Ya i totally got a reverse shopvac with this chic, she was covered in throwup.
by Matt January 15, 2005
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Shopcade

Pretty much the hardest drug to get out of- if the drug allowed you to stalk trendsetters and see what they're shopping, stalk hot chicks and see what they dig, stalk brands and get hooked up with deals and free swag.
"Babe, how ju know I wanted this bug-eyed leopard face thong for my bday?"

"I saw you added it to your Bday Wishlist on Shopcade. And since I unlocked a 50% off code by following JAMJAMS, I got it on a deal like a cool cat. And then, cos I bought it on Shopcade, I earned 5000 points, which I used to redeem this nice mug for free. I'm throwing that in too, cos you's a hot babe."

"AWWWW BABE!"
by wakeupgun August 31, 2012
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shopaholich

A person perhaps with a personality disorder who goes shopping to find comfort.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.
Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.

Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Shopian

Used to refer to a place where people are massacred by state sponsored terror forces
Thousands of innocent Kashmiris have been killed in Shopian by government forces
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Shocial

the word that a little person with a speech impediment would use to describe the word "social".
-Now that I've become older, I believe I have become more shocial because I have learned to accept my height.
by God/Son/Holy Spirit December 25, 2008
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shoplasty

Plastic and reconstructive surgery to become Sho. Augmentations include adding muscle, turning Japanese, and decreasing penis length.
I want to be like Sho.
You should get a shoplasty.
by Cliff Funais January 13, 2009
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