Shmufty

A shmuck and a dummy put together. Someone who talks crap about something that he also does. Usually people from the west side are shmuftys.

Hey guys look! A shmufty just joined our warzone lobby!

by ItzzzUnbound September 23, 2020

Shmonts

A word that is used when you dont know what something is.

Can be used to replace the word shit

Ex #1 "yo man were you at the party the other night jack puked and there was Shmonts all over the wall"

Ex #2 "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, THERES SHMONTS EVERYWHERE"

by zappy_cunt September 25, 2020

Shmoothie

The smooth actions of someone being smooth between a transaction of conversation between a male and female.

Him: can I get your number?

Her: yeah sure!

By-stander: oh he a shmoothie!

by Fafido October 9, 2020

shmortled

To get fucked up, as in really drunk.

Time to get shmortled

by MrSquash November 19, 2020

Shmoated

Goated but better

Damn he’s shmoated!

by Shmoated March 20, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole.

he was in jail and took it up the shoofter...

by goawaydad April 21, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole/backdoor

while i was in jail i took it up the shoofter!

by goawaydad April 21, 2021