shitpoopi

The painful act of shitting and pooping at the same time. Two logs out the hole at one time.

Sam: Hey rick, I heard john died yesterday from the infamous shitpoopi.
Rick: What the hell's a shitpoopi

by Poo Dr. March 12, 2008

shitpile

A pile of feces.

Farley is a steaming shitpile!

by phil March 2, 2003

shanghai shitpile

A rare form of a plop of dogshit. Usually found discarded by the beast after it inadvertantly consumes too much spicy double pork with cabbage and peppers which was left out by its human counterpart after a night of binge drinking and hello kitty themed hooker banging. The incommodious K-9 then empties its irritated insides all over the apartment as follows. The anxious animal will squint its eyes in anguish as it desperatly attempts to expell last nights mistake, but the great, hot pain contorts Fido's dirty furrow in such a way that when he actually squeezes one past, he will rise and reveal a tiny tower of shit that stands up proud under its own strength. This spectacle is repeated throughout the day creating a vista resembleing a beautiful skyline that would rival that of downtown Shanghai. Also, some of the time out of spite towards the tasty but dangerous dish, the anal architect will again search out the left-overs, and shit on a bed of rice creating an even more majestic pseudo-city, what with the contrast in color, and the uncertainty of the foundation. The shit tower can be likened to a pearl, whereas out of one's pain and discomfort comes another's treasure.

Billy: "Dude, let's go to Dave's party tonight".

Peter: "I don't know man, last time we woke up the next morning and I needed a map to get out of that mess of 'shanghai Shitpiles' and ugly hookers.

Billy: "Yeah, but he's gonna have free chinese food like last time too, remember how yummy that was?"

Peter: "Oooh yeah, fuck it, lets go.

by kel the dog August 5, 2010

fuck shit up

1) To not give two fucks about anyone or anything. To be a dick and very inconciderate in a public place.

2) To be a complete asshole outside of your house and not care if you get booked

3) To go out during the weekend with your closet friends and party the night away while not caring what you look like cause your having so much fun

4) Making a fucking riot in a place of business.

5) Destoying public propertiy in a non orderly fasion.

1) Lets go out to the mall tonight and fuck shit up.
2) Lets so if we can get away with fucking shit up at the police station.
3) Tony: What are you doing tonight
Rod: Fucking shit up with you and the crew
4) Lets got to the store and fuck shit up
5) Mr. Asshole over there yelled at us last week for being on him lawn. Well im going to fuck shit up at his house tonight. That will show that cock boy to fuck with me.

by Rod Swan December 7, 2006

shitposting hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.

Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.

by piklachou September 9, 2021

shitpigeon

Shitpigeon is a type of bird. They are a genetically engineered species created by Mr. Ricky Pacific of Yankton, SD. He is currently in the process of introducing the species to the natural environment. They eat carp and and like to camp. Usually red in color, however there are a few that turned blue at about 18 weeks after hatching. They are esily trained and love to shit on cars.

Hey, look at that shitpigeon up in the sky, it just shit on my SUV!

by RickyPacific April 3, 2005

Shitpaq

Word Describing a crappy Compaq Computer.

Oh no! My shitpaq crashed again!

by Bob2600 November 1, 2004