shitkickers

A pair of cowboy boots.

John bought himself a new pair of shitkickers at the western wear store.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 1, 2006

shitpipe

the human or animal colon, used in the storage and release of feces.

1."I was hurting so bad, so I went to the toilet and emptied my shitpipe." 2."yeah i heard she likes it in the shitpipe"

by Chlydra Osceola September 28, 2005

shiticle

a shit particle expelled anally via a fart...

Raul let one rip in a meeting, and everyone had to breathe his shiticles....

by Hippos4Life April 3, 2008

shitlicious

Shitlicious: something that tastes so nasty, it tastes like shit (which I hope no one actually KNOWS what shit tastes like except if you eat something shitlicious)

Mmm...That Jimmy Dean sausage I found floating in the toilet was shitlicious!

by Big-D November 18, 2004

shitpicking

The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.

Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.

Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie

Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake

Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.

by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009

shitkicker

Oh, the shitkicker? Well, the one with the big mouth, the one who always has something to prove, the one who just can't leave well enough alone.

The shitkicker goes through life, pushing everything and everyone to their absolute limit by doing annoying little things, like always giving special instructions when ordering food, asking way too many questions and trying to get the last word in every disagreement.

You know the one, everyone has had to deal with someone who would do something as useless as kick a piece of shit.

Confronted with the life experience of a child, the cocksure shitkicker goes through life kicking shit down the street, but never actually ends up getting anywhere.....

by osibisa November 16, 2007

shitpiss

The act of shitting that is of piss texture.

Dan go so horny that she snuck out of his basement door just to take a shitpiss on the first pair of tits he could find.

by Fuck you February 21, 2003