Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014

Shitdickonmytits

Can describe something of complete awesomness.

Can Also be a feeling when experiencing something amazing.

Phil: Jerry just threw a unicorn at the sky and it rained pizza!
Bob: HOLY SHITDICKONMYTITS!!!

Jerry: I just threw that unicorn into the sky and i jusst want to shitdickonmytits!!

by Jeffery Ralnbows December 26, 2010

shitface beer

any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.

That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.

by vladimir23456 July 18, 2008

Shitdisk

A frozen disk of whatever is left in your fridge about 1/2" in height so to able to slide underneath a door. When slid underneath it will melt creating a molten pile of shit behind the door, hopefully in someone's path.

Janie slid a shitdisk underneath Jessica's door because she was a bitch. Jessica found a pile of shit in her room in the morning even though her door was locked.

by Mel Brooks May 9, 2009

shitfest 9000

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.

John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."

by cdub for real January 24, 2011

shitfeast

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.

When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.

by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

Shilfie

A selfie whilst shitting.

"Jonny needs to stop taking shilfies because it's gross"

by D-D-David B-B-Bowie May 30, 2014