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shitbreze

when some takes a shit in your bathroom then sprays air freshener after, and you can still smell their shit but it just has a shit/flowery odor.
Bob: Man Jim did you just take a shit

Jim: Well yea but at least i sprayed (air freshener)

Bob: I don't care if you sprayed it still spells like shit, just mountain fresh shit now

its like you sprayed some shitbreze or something every fucking where!!!!

Jim: Well sorry

Bob: You should be. A man should never have to smell another man's shit.
by urbandictionary_user_since2009 February 20, 2010
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Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it
Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!
by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010
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Shithead nozzle

A nozzle used in quiet the same manner as a douchbag nozzle, but not the same. Please refer to douchbag nozzle for examples.
by Douchbag nozzle December 6, 2011
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Shithead

someone who acts like a complete piece of shit. someone who deserves to get their face ironed with your grandmas iron.
"Hey Mark why are u acting like a piece of shit."

"Idk JOHN guess I must be a shithead."
by mveneri29 November 14, 2019
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Shithead

Pronounced Sha-theed

She is a machine and her brother is Bono.
She also has never seen a flower but she has seen god.
She burnt down a hospital because she is Shithead.
She sings in a choir and is always drunk.
She only likes anal.
She can also jump across a street.
Shithead is a pretty interesting person.
Guy one: “Hey look it’s Shithead, I heard that she’s seen god.”
Guy two: “I also heard she burnt down a hospital.”
by Yes JM December 2, 2019
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Shortbreadification

The process or act of condensing Scottish culture and history into that which fits neatly onto the front of a shortbread tin.

Using bagpipes, kilts, Scottie Dogs and other novelty aspects of perceived Scottish culture as the basis of your concept of the country and its current societal views.
"The shortbreadification of our people must end, we must rise up and present ourselves as more than just the bagpipe welding, tartan mad cunts that the world so dearly wants us to remain"
by Pedigreemum September 16, 2020
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