Shitbox

A car that is cool but in a poor or unfinished condition. Not to be confused with a piece of shit

Let's go hit some skids in my shitbox 240

by Billy Lazer Eyes October 30, 2021

Shitbox Anxiety

A condition that all drivers of old vehicles have. Where each clank, knock, noise or rattle will trigger high levels of anxiety.

This condition often causes drivers to turn down their radio and mute all other sounds to listen for noises.

Max's shitbox anxiety is triggered each time he hits a bump while driving his mustang.

by Hub3r March 24, 2023

SHITBOX

A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.

JOHNNYS SHITBOX BROKE DOWN AGAIN LEAVING HIM STRANDED IN THE DESERT.

by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021

Shitbox

Any Subaru

Wow Ryan got him self a Shitbox.

by Subaru user July 8, 2022

Shitbox

A word used by gamers when a shot of a weapon does not register by A: Lag or B: Failed game detection. It is also often used and taken as a excuse for missing.

Player 1: FUCK, SHITBOX

Player 2: Bullshit, you missed.

by Ludi93 November 18, 2014

Shitbox

Crap car usually of poor quality and value with a dodgy number plate to match.

Driven by blokes that think they are better than everyone else, normally called Sam

Have you seen Sam’s car recently, it is a proper Shitbox! The number plate is equally offensive

by Geology Rocks! September 23, 2021

Shitbox

Shitbox, the slang word used to describe a vehicle and/or a object with little to no value

Did you see that old Toyota Corolla Near Pleasant St, Shitbox!

by RomanVlNumerals December 26, 2021