Shitbox

Definition 1
Something that is poorly put together.

Definition 2
An event that is poorly organized.

1: “This house is a shitbox”
2: “ The funeral was a complete shitbox”

by FATDOGHOURS October 27, 2021

Shitbox

A dilapidated or run down vehicle. Adjective for a rusted. non braking, smoking can't keep running truck.

Wyatt Bramells truck is a shitbox.

by Wrd gnus September 12, 2025

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.

I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!

by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024

Shitbox

A car that is cool but in a poor or unfinished condition. Not to be confused with a piece of shit

Let's go hit some skids in my shitbox 240

by Billy Lazer Eyes October 30, 2021

shitbox

(dump)

Jimmy's house is a shitbox... I wouldn't tie my dog up there

by Maccamac123 May 20, 2019

Shitbox

A word for butt/bum/ass.

Guy A: Hey, Guy B, you got a big shitbox!
Guy B, filing a restraining order: Thanks, Guy A!

by Ivoivivoib October 15, 2020

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023