shitbox

(dump)

Jimmy's house is a shitbox... I wouldn't tie my dog up there

by Maccamac123 May 20, 2019

shitbox

A ladies anus

Hey dude did you fuck that bird last night?
Yeah right up the shitbox mate!!

by Malcolm meat ball head June 7, 2016

Shitbox

A combination of the words "shit" and "hitbox." Used to refer to a hitbox that doesn't match the animation or doesn't make sense, like a weapon that deals damage to you but misses you in the animation. Such an occurrence caused by lag does not make it a shitbox.

Argh, that axe didn't even hit me. Damned shitboxes.

by kyliestocks is a w**** January 4, 2021

SHITBOX

A car or vehicle that is musty smelling, over 200k miles, comes with a check engine either new, or bought used. This type of car cannot exceed over 40 miles an hour without shaking to death. It also can come with multiple soda cans and cigarettes inside as a bonus when bought.

JOHNNYS SHITBOX BROKE DOWN AGAIN LEAVING HIM STRANDED IN THE DESERT.

by Ben-0012 April 20, 2021

Shitbox

A truck or car that is at least 15 years old and has problems every other day

I drive that blue shitbox over there

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.

There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.

by Sick_puppy_13 December 31, 2022

Federal Shitbox

A mail truck, generally an LLV or FFV. For those who work with them, they are absolute shitboxes. As they are federal vehicles, government money is the solution to all the problems of the Federal Shitbox unless the frame is bent.

Features of the Federal Shitbox include (but are not limited to):
-at least two bald tires
-fucked up alignment

-rear door jammed in the up or down position
-differential fluid leak
-oil leak
-coolant leak
-fire
-half a bumper missing

-exhaust leak
-excessive vibration of everything

-dashboard fan broke
-squeaky timing belt
-various dents in weird places

Waiting for my package to arrive and the carrier pulls up in the Federal Shitbox.

by beansandtoads8 August 13, 2023