Team Smiley

A pretend association with a club, group or anything that does not exist. People who say that they are associated with something in which thay are clearly not, just for the sheer sake of attention.

Used primarily in Michigan and Ohio, though I've heard it has stretched to other states.

Person 1:"I'm going on Tour with Kayne West!"
Person 2:"No you're not, you're going on tour with Team Smiley"

Person 1:'My Dad knows the president!"
Person 2:"Yeah, the president of Team Smiley."

by Johnny C. Rock May 17, 2011

Stage 5 Smiley

Someone who uses an obsessive amount of Smiley face icons during a conversation.

Me: How was your day?
Her: Great :)
Her: Yours ;)
Me:Its been so-so
Her: :(
Her: Im sorry, you should cheer up 8)
Me: uhoh, looks like I got a stage 5 smiley on my hands..

by GRabbit35 March 4, 2010

Jordan Shipley

The top wide receiver for the University of Texas Longhorns... quite possibly the best college football wide receiver in the country... A beast!

"Have you ever seen Jordan Shipley play?"
"Of course I have! He's a freaking beast!"

by rainielondon December 2, 2009

shitey cloot

A shitty cloth
A Scots indication that someone is over fond of whisky

He'd sup whisky through a shitey cloot, so he would.

by stevie platts January 30, 2004

Shillywiggins

a nickname for a helper, servant, or care giver that means they will do anything for you!

Come here shillywiggins!!

by Moosetracks#1 February 17, 2017

Smiley Cyrus

When Miley Cyrus actually smiles for a day without twerking while sticking her tongue out to swallow the jizz from her crowd.

I was greeted by Smiley Cyrus today!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017

Shipleyness

#Shipleyness is a state of mind. Anyone within the parish of shipley, located at the centre of the universe in West Yorkshire can experience it. Being good at smiling, waving, squeezing, hugging, kissing and, just being nice helps👍

Feeling some wonderful shipleyness

by Tesiwez August 24, 2017