poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2 is just a better version of Red Dead Redemption 2

Let's play some rootin tootin cowboy shootin 2

by ⒾⓐⓜⓈⓄⓊⓅ December 28, 2018

Nigger Shooter

An old Texan slang for a wrist-rocket or slingshot.

Johnny, I see black men. Fetch the nigger shooter.

by erdfcvi January 2, 2012

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

shoot my shot

Give a person a chance to try to get with you

"Bro Abby needs to let me shoot my shot with her"
Im finna shoot my shot

by Joseph slippery February 2, 2017

They shootin'

Normally said when people are starting to get into a scuffle and/or fight . It can also be said when someone throws something , there is a loud noise ( which should be accompanied by ducking ) and in the most extreme case , literally.

1.Ishmael head a huge bang from the back fo the room. He screamed " They shootin' " and ducked under his desk.

2. " They shootin" Said Steve looking at the two girls fighting in the front of the room.

by Philadel Ervinmeans November 3, 2008

Shoot Me Now

What someone says, sarcastically, when they are dreading something and wish to be put out of their misery before it happens.

I have to give a talk in class tomorrow - Just Shoot Me Now!

My In-laws are coming over for dinner tonight - Please Just Shoot Me Now!

by MiTuCents February 6, 2012