Sharpie Ass

When you wipe your ass over and over but the toilet paper keeps coming up shitty, as if you were wiping the tip of a sharpie.
"Sorry I took so long in the shitter bro, I had sharpie ass."
by Bootyboi98 January 06, 2020
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shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.
Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.
by THDaddy March 18, 2008
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sharpie test

The process by which a female inserts sharpies one by one inside herself to gauge tightness.
I wonder if that chick will pass my sharpie test
by Conicuzn November 28, 2013
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Sharpie Rape

Sharpie Rape occurs when someone takes a Sharpie, pen, marker, etc. and makes a mark (large or small) on another's bare skin without consent of the victim.
"Omg on the bus today I got Sharpie raped and screamed. then everyone looked at me funny... =/"

"Dude, WTF IS A SHARPIE RAPE!?!? o.O"
by King_Boo September 18, 2007
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sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.
A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.
by washburn August 01, 2006
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Sharpie Brows

A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.
Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.
by Lyonshartso May 17, 2012
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Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.
I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.
by Beautybind September 08, 2019
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