shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014

shrek chick

A big ugly girl who bares a resemblance to Dreamwork's Shrek.

Guy 1: Did you get question 2 on the assignment?
Guy 2: Yea, Shrek Chick helped me
Guy 3: BAHAHA she does look like Shrek!

by SYNTOX March 17, 2010

shrekflix and chill

Watching Shrek on Netflix while having aggressive ogre-like sex. Netflix and chill with layers.

"Hey Tom what did you do last night?"

"Ahh Harrison just a bit of shrekflix and chill with Olivia"

"damn I wish I could shrekflix and chill but my dick is tiny"

by darthdaddygetonmylvlson July 13, 2016

shrekmon

A ship between shrek (god) and Kim Namjoon (leader of bts)
did I mention it’s canon?
If you don’t ship it your uncultured

I wank to shrekmon
Shrekmon makes me moist

by Robin Chris November 7, 2017

shrek

god in his ogre form.

"Donkey, get out of me swamp."-shrek

by snek. May 14, 2019

Shrek

A large green ogre. With a donkey friend.

Just watch the film, man.

by -|-nAt-|- April 22, 2004

Shrek

Our ogrelord and savior in this world and the next. He is rumored to have a 20 foot dick and his ogre cum tastes like onions. He is married to the most shrexy woman ever, Fiona, and can kill Drek and Farquaad with a single dick swipe. If you ever happen to wander along and end up in his swamp he will scream "THIS IS MUH SWAMP" because it is. If seen you must have an ogregy on the spot. If you're reading this and you're Drek then you're already ogre for.

Fag: Hey Dave! Did you know Shrek is Drek?

Dave: You better check yourself before you Shrek yourself!

by Chief Sosa Boy October 28, 2013