Message Service

Annoying pop-ups that frequently come on every 5 minutes

While I while cybering with someone, I got Message Service again!

by Kikaider June 26, 2003

the postal service

V. to rock my world

While listening to the postal service last night, I was postal serviced.

by Check Yes March 7, 2004

full service

to have sex with a escort, including penetration(usually with a condom)

the add said $ 250/hr for full service

by me ok 09 January 31, 2009

bottle service

The lame new trend of clubs charging $500 for a $20 bottle of liquor, so that patrons think they are cool spending lots of money.

For VIP entrance to a club, you must order bottle service.

by Jake Q January 2, 2009

Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.

I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!

by Luddz May 23, 2015

sidewalk service

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.

The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

Perfect Service

Perfect Service - Is when you feel like asking a waitress to taste your food because you are afraid that it might actually be perfect.

When I'm yellin "Wait miss!" at the waitress
"Can you come taste this, cuz I think it's perfect.." - 'Perfect Service' - TYE x Krack® EP

by Krack® February 2, 2017