slevering gnome

A person at work who goes around telling unbelievable lies and stories they have heard from others and pass other peoples ideas off as their own.

I'm sick of that wee slevering gnome stealing my ideas!

by wonderdood October 20, 2011

Swovering

The act by which one attempts to swiffer the dusty floor yet barely touches the floor with any regularity.

Swiffering while hovering the Swiffer wand over the floor. Inches away is the appropriate distance to determine Swovering.

My Wife just "cleaned" the floor by swovering the dust collector unit 2 inches above the floor.

by Clevered March 14, 2019

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004

Serving life

An alternative meaning to that of serving life imprisonment (usually after breaking the law) where it states that something is so good you are devoted to it. Another meaning could be that you want to have that object imprisoned by you because you love it so much.

Who's that young aesthetically pleasing female over there? Because she is serving LIFE!

by Dankpepes November 12, 2015

Serving Justice

A Girl or A Bust Down who gives blowjobs daily at the same place and time with different people.

Man You see that girl rite there. She be Serving Justice in the Basement at School.

by Jiovan January 22, 2009

Severino

Smart dude who is also kinda lazy

man, he is such a severino

by sadmadladdad January 22, 2019

servicing

an act which involves pleasuring urself and recharging urself on the pleasure side

i servicing myself over that DVD last night

by z1 July 3, 2006