Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

Sergeant Salami

Another word for penis

Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?

Guy2: Yeah, what about her?

Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!

by sanderman900 October 25, 2009

white salami

When you stick your own dick up your ass

I went home and committed white salami last night

by Waltr January 19, 2023

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

Selani

A beautiful,funny, lovely dark skinned girl who has so many friends its scary. When she leaves a school all her friends will be crying for days.

freind 1: OMG i luv selani. why did she have to leave? :(
friend 2: i don't know but she has sooo many friends and i luv her soo much

by Secret Admirer 10456 March 4, 2009

salami drop

The act of banging a woman really, really hard.

Yo, I put the salami drop on dat bitch!

by Wonnmeister May 6, 2005

selmir

hes very attractive and could make anyone laugh. he has the brightest blue eyes ever, there so pretty. he also has a beautiful smile that he never likes to show. hes a ladies man and can get almost any girl but hes in love with one and he has been for quite some time. hes just amazing.

pretty attractive selmir love amazing

by lovvvvve cu September 20, 2011