Scrunchie Day

Give you crush a scrunchie day!

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!

by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019

scronk

a girl who thinks she’s all that and so cute and hot but in reality she’s ugly and smelly and her name is probably emily

wow, emily is acting like a scronk!

by korn wang May 6, 2020

scrinkly

Cutesy wutsey, like timply dimply, little cute baby

Did you see that seal the other day?
Oh yeah, I saw the little scrinkly! He was so cute!

by _.roselia.pops._ October 29, 2021

Scrunty

An adjective used for when a spliff has a high ratio of tobacco to weed.

Can also be used to describe the feeling after smoking a spliff with a lot of tobacco

This spliff is scrunty as hell. Are you sure there's any ganj in there?

Make sure to make this one nice and scrunty. I'm looking to get domeshacked.

Let me lay here a second. I'm a little scrunty after chiefing that scrunty domer.

by JT6 March 17, 2022

schunk

to insert ones penis to the base

I put my cock in your old lady and it was like "schunk"

by Jayshaw December 18, 2007

scruncher

Someone who scrunches (crumples up) their toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of folding it like a civilized person.

Person A: Do you crumple/scrunch your toilet paper or fold it?
Person B: I crumple/scrunch it up then wipe.
Person A: Scruncher! :O

by Delta2echo September 18, 2010

Dunch Scrunch

When a woman with overly strong vaginal muscles constracts said muscles around the penis, thus rendering the male immobile.

Guy 1: "I saw you leave with that girl last night, how did it go?"
Guy 2: "Terrible. She dunch scrunched me and held me there for hours."
Guy 1: "Sheeeeeiiiiiit."

by hullos biznetcher April 13, 2010