Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

by handyman910 June 9, 2018

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

scrump nugget

A scrump nugget is an affectionate term for a boyfriend as used on 30 Rock. The episode was 4-10 "Black Light Attack!".

He's your little scrump nugget.

by missemmamm February 9, 2010

Scrump and Dump

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."

by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009

butt scrumping

The act of willfully and yet casually scrumping peoples' bottoms in a public place

Ooh Mable! I think I have been the victim of a butt scrumping on the Underground.

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

bum scrumping

It is the phrase given to gay men who go out at night looking for other me. Gay men who are in escene going on the pull. They are often the ones found at the bar scanning the room much how a non gay person would if looking for a girl, the main difference is that they are looking for a 'bum' to 'scrump' (steal).

Spyro: Left go scrumping...
Roz: What bum scrumping...
Spyro: No Urban.... whats bum scrumping...
Roz: Isnt that what gay people do when they are on the pull?
Spyro: I am sure i dont know!

by Spyro18 October 18, 2006

Urban Scrumping

Urban Scrumping Walking into a supermarket or store and taking a bag of apples with out paying.

Andy "I scrump off a farm near me"
Madde " DAMN! I have to go urban scrumping at tesco!"

by Madde February 7, 2008