Scrump 

top tier; amazing; super awesome; derived from "scrumptious" but may be applied to non-edible items, ideas, or events

The cafeteria cheeseburgers were not just your average cheeseburger; they were totally SCRUMP!

Dang girl, you lookin' scrump!

Scrump by ratmostrat April 12, 2024

scrump 

scrumptious; cool

That shit was scrump

scrump by scrumpdaddy February 6, 2025

Scrump 

When you simultaneously jerk off and drag your ass across the ground like a dog.

Dude, stop scrumping it! It’s time to go to dinner.

Scrump by Girthquake1 March 24, 2025

scrump couch 

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.

Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!

scrump couch by Ternative December 3, 2006

Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

Scrump's Law by handyman910 June 9, 2018

scrump nugget

A scrump nugget is an affectionate term for a boyfriend as used on 30 Rock. The episode was 4-10 "Black Light Attack!".

He's your little scrump nugget.

scrump nugget by missemmamm February 9, 2010

Scrump and Dump 

used to describe a person you "date" long enough to have sex with, and then dump them.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what happened to that bitch Holly you was seein?"
Guy2: "Oh her...she was just a scrump and dump."

Scrump and Dump by RoyGBiv79 October 31, 2009