cunt scratcher

A short skirt worn by ladies which barely covers their snatch.

See Jenny last night? She had this white cunt scratcher on, I could smell what she had for lunch!

by DAM May 17, 2006

black stretched

Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.

Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"

by hephaestus June 8, 2007

my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.

“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021

Chin Scratcher

1. Something that makes you scratch your chin.
"My beard is a chin scratcher."

2. Something that is puzzling.

"Crafting recipes are chin scratchers"

"That tree is a damn chin scratcher"

by _honest_indian_ March 2, 2015

Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."

Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.

by The Stinker July 14, 2006

scrooched

Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"

by Methos August 18, 2003

stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.

After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004