schalaxed

the relaxation that comes during a really good hookah smoking session. Your tongue is too relaxed to say anything properly.

"Girl, I am so schalaxed right now that a total babe could walk through that door and I wouldn't even notice."

by cwunderkind March 21, 2009

Schlaich

A very intelligent and powerful creature associated in many stories with the desctruction or conquering of the world.

And then the Schlaich came and conquered all of persia.

"Oh no its the Schlaich of the world!"

"What happened to atlantis?"
"....Schlaich."

"We should send Schlaich over to iraq... really fuck em up."

by Kujomaximus November 1, 2009

schladongadong

The male version of badonkadonk. A particularly voluminous penis.

"Jamie's got hella schladongadong. Did you see him dancing out on the floor? That's some Jenna Marbles–level dickbounce right there."

by Zach O'Toole June 21, 2013

Schlafling

Schlafling (verb) – Silently holding a reprehensible opinion, because you know that opinion makes you a garbage human and you don’t want anyone to know what a garbage human you are.

“I think my boss voted for Trump, but he won’t admit it. He’s schlafling.”

by NotReallyMaeWest December 1, 2016

schlame

A blend of the words "so" and "lame". So lame= SCHLAME.

I HAVE TO BE HOME AT 9PM TO FEED MY FISH.

YOU'RE SCHLAME, DUDE.

by halestorm47 June 10, 2019

schlagel slime

Verb- when you get a good fucking nut

Damn daniel! I just got a awesome, radical, stupendus schlagel slime!
bro stop schlagel sliming in me
oh fuckerdoodle im going to schlagel slime
dude you just got your schlagel slime all over me
Oh god..~ Holy fucking smacklecracklefuck~! I'm gonna schlagel slimeeeeee~!!!!

by cum doctor May 15, 2023

Schlafo

noun or adjective - 1)To sleep/schlafen 2)To smoke 3)A substitution for almost any word in the common dictionary, descibing states of mind, emotions, or handicaps 4) To describe a very altered state of mind and body

1) I'm gonna go to SCHLAFO 2) "Hey, you wanna SCHLAFO before class?" 3)You just dropped the SCHLAFO on the floor..good job 4) After last night, we were all completely SCHLAFO'D

by Dr. Woke 'N Boke September 19, 2004