schramek

An amount of food that is too small to pack up for takeaways, but too large to say "of fuck, I'll just eat it." The exact size of a schramek is different for everyone, depending on what they are able to stuff away after declaring that they are full. You can define an amount of food as any number of schrameks.

"Gosh, I don't want to waste this last schramek of pizza, but I'm so full. Joe, will you eat it?"

example of plural schrameks - "There's about 3 schrameks of egg salad here; anyone want some?"

by schrameklover February 9, 2019

schmumched

To trap a queen.

Your dad schmumched that former queen, your majesty. The queen is dead. Long live the queen,!

by RoosterMcRoosterface May 22, 2022

Schlummer

Someone who often schlums on themself.

Peson 1: I am such a schlummer. I schlame so hard all over myself!
Person 2: Oh? I also love schlumming, but I have never tried to schlum on myself.

by The_Schlum_Overlord September 16, 2023

Dwight Schrute

The baddest bitch you'll meet (In a good way)

Guy 1: I love Dwight Schrute! He's the best person in The office Guy 2: It's not that good... Guy 1: HOW DARE YOU! *SLAPS*

by _DwightSchrute_ July 9, 2020

dwight k schrute

beet farmer

paper sales man

dwight k schrute you ignorant slut

by i love the office May 12, 2018

Schrimt

It's a Norwegian slang word from Sandefjord in Norway. It means good, best, pretty, sexy, and other good stuff. It's a pretty all-around word; you can use it to anything that's good.

"Wow, that shoot was really schrimt," or "look at that schrimt gir!" or maybe even "Hey! I had a schrimt time last night".

by Fullviti April 21, 2005

Schlumpt

when you high/drunk or even sober, you lean wayyyyyy back in ya chair you just all chill

person 1: Bro are you about to fall asleep?
Schlumpt mf: nah fam just Schlumpt af

by suh bih June 5, 2016