Schmoogle

A saying that the young dwarves once said as they went off to battle that means die!

"Schmoogle"!

by Zachary Pasquerillo May 15, 2009

schloopie

When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad.

Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up.

OR!

Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie!

by Estuardo November 28, 2005

Schmoopee

How a spouse refers to the better half with love and affection.

My schmoopee is the best man in the world.

by tntbrowne August 19, 2009

schmoigle

a small amount

I have a schmoigle of homework to do

by Schmoigle November 10, 2009

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011

schloopenpoopin

An adjective describing a bad experience.

"That movie was schloopenpoopin."

by xx7enderxx March 12, 2007

shmooples

When a hawk poops on you.

shmooples!

by Samuel Barberr September 26, 2012