Schmobster

Vallejo, California-area slang for any vehicle or vessel in which one goes schmobbin.

"Pile in the schmobster brusk, we finna smoke a fat gorilla finger blunt and tap in with the boys in the bay"

by magu530 October 9, 2022

schmooble

a dong thats kinda large but not really

nice schmoobie (a slang for schmooble) bro

by cumlordbuthotter June 8, 2023

schlobbin’

to perform immaculate oral actions upon a phallice

Mrs. Rizzard you been schlobbin’ in tha thang?

by anonymous March 11, 2025

schnobblies

End of work week appetizers, drinks, and merriment by a gathering of workers.

Jim invited us all to his backyard on Friday after work for schnobblies.

by Minnowisa May 4, 2025

Cob schnobbler

Someone who drives to slow, drives the speed limit when you’re in a hurry, or cuts you off just to make a turn.

I would have been here 5 minutes ago but a cob schnobbler was in my way.

by AriesSunflower August 5, 2023